Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
- Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
- Person: laughs
- Me: I am the worst human being alive
- Me: I stole that
- Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
- Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
- Me: I should never speak again
How does one style thigh high socks without attracting unwanted male attention?
*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken
*points at ur crotch* u gonna eat that