countstars-drilldreams:

I’m so fancy.


countstars-drilldreams:

Sleep is….?

That feeling when you read something super dirty & it turns you on so quick… Like it starts in your head, then your lower back cramps up & some wicked ass butterflies pop up in your stomach… Game over. 👾
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When I see a hot girl in public, i always have to remind myself to contain the gay.
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j-moriarty:

liquid-thought:

When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.

#PREACH IT SATAN

(Source: realistically-probably)