(Source: somelittleparadise)


Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

  • Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • Person: laughs
  • Me: I am the worst human being alive
  • Me: I stole that
  • Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • Me: I should never speak again


How does one style thigh high socks without attracting unwanted male attention?

(Source: cuddlingnaked)



*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

*points at ur crotch* u gonna eat that

(Source: patrickmasturbateman)